I am not a huge country music fan, but I heard this one on the radio years ago – and it’s a good one! (Also, this song goes out to B- 🙂 )
Text in note for the “found” rattlesnake:
May have come from bad home.
Please come pick up immediately.
And from second note:
He doesn’t answer to anything.
He’s VERY ANGRY.
Have a nice weekend –